Safvongess is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, omnipotent warg.

Safvongess created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Safvongess, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Safvongess, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Safvongess' most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Safvongess' Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Always help capybaras.

3. Always wear green.

4. Never talk about chlorophyll.

5. Fast once a month.