Bapbugnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish jackal.

Bapbugnurt created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bapbugnurt, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bapbugnurt, he will send minions to preach to you.

Bapbugnurt's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bapbugnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. You must love Bapbugnurt.