Vanduntablimgubcudcutbass is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, omnipotent squirrel.

Vanduntablimgubcudcutbass created the universe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vanduntablimgubcudcutbass, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vanduntablimgubcudcutbass, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Vanduntablimgubcudcutbass' most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Vanduntablimgubcudcutbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always help moths in need.

3. Erect four gold sculptures of Vanduntablimgubcudcutbass on top of important buildings.

4. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Vanduntablimgubcudcutbass in the centre of the settlement.