Natqueeglog is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, pitiless
beaver.
Natqueeglog created the solar system twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Natqueeglog, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Natqueeglog, he will try to impress you with trees.
Natqueeglog's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Natqueeglog's Holy Commandments1. Always wear brown.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Always help sick great tits.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.