Natqueeglog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, pitiless beaver.

Natqueeglog created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Natqueeglog, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Natqueeglog, he will try to impress you with trees.

Natqueeglog's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Natqueeglog's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always help sick great tits.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.