Nathen is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sage wren.

Nathen created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nathen, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nathen, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nathen's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Nathen's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine aardvarks approach from the west.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Do not keep four snakes in a large pit.

4. Run away from pink grasshopers, for they are unholy.

5. Always act with patience.