Ranwitfarmanfidlog is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unsympathetic faun.

Ranwitfarmanfidlog created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Ranwitfarmanfidlog, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ranwitfarmanfidlog, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Ranwitfarmanfidlog's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Ranwitfarmanfidlog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ranwitfarmanfidlog.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not shave your head.