Jipteengig is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, boastful meerkat.

Jipteengig created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jipteengig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jipteengig, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Jipteengig's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Jipteengig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near squirrels while wearing orange coats and balancing nine lead spheres on your legs.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not study photosynthesis on holy days.

4. Never write about quantum mechanics.

5. Never gather five voles near walls.