Dud is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, calm goat.

Dud created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dud, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dud, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dud's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Dud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves.

2. You must pray to Dud four times a day.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. Never chant near foxes.

5. Worship no other gods but Dud.