Sadvidsid Fetfigfut is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unselfish butterfly.

Sadvidsid Fetfigfut created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadvidsid Fetfigfut, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sadvidsid Fetfigfut, it will turn you into a rock.

Sadvidsid Fetfigfut's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Sadvidsid Fetfigfut's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Never think about dark energy near otters while wearing blue kilts and balancing nine gold spheres on your back.
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