Fobflanyog is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tranquil wasp.

Fobflanyog created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobflanyog, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fobflanyog, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Fobflanyog's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Fobflanyog's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never hurt sheep.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Heed all dreams.

5. Do not shave your neck.