Mignigspagquam is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, amazing jaguar.

Mignigspagquam created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Mignigspagquam, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mignigspagquam, she will refuse to believe in you.

Mignigspagquam's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Mignigspagquam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Mignigspagquam on top of important buildings.

2. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

3. Run away from indigo birds, for they are unholy.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

5. Do not keep three badgers in a large pit.