Vindangid is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent goose.

Vindangid created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vindangid, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vindangid, he will turn you into a plant.

Vindangid's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Vindangid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Do not take Vindangid's name in vain.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near sharks while wearing red ear rings and balancing five copper spheres on your chest.

5. Never go into white rooms.