Dadgofhom is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, proud cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dadgofhom created a top quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Dadgofhom, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dadgofhom, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dadgofhom's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Dadgofhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place coconuts upon stone.

2. Never jump in the presence of sheep.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

5. Never eat bark.