Omtquimcebwig is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, thoughtless
goose.
Omtquimcebwig created bats nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Omtquimcebwig, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Omtquimcebwig, he will throw large rocks at you.
Omtquimcebwig's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Omtquimcebwig's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Omtquimcebwig in the centre of the settlement.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. You must never eat grapes.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.