Fligzanpag is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, charitable unicorn.

Fligzanpag created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligzanpag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fligzanpag, it will be very unhappy.

Fligzanpag's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Fligzanpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always wear turquoise.

4. Never talk about manatees.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.