Lagtombet is a god.

It takes the form of a small, witty ferret.

Lagtombet created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lagtombet, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lagtombet, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Lagtombet's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Lagtombet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Put Lagtombet first in all things.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not cook food in pots.