Viglimbet is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, duplicitous
crab.
Viglimbet created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Viglimbet, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Viglimbet, it will destroy your favourite planet.
Viglimbet's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Viglimbet's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your head red.
2. Never wear shorts.
3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Always obey Viglimbet's priests.