Migfitcab is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, merciful pig.

Migfitcab created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Migfitcab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Migfitcab, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Migfitcab's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Migfitcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

5. Never write about gravity.