Habkimbudhivtadsad is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, thoughtless
capybara.
Habkimbudhivtadsad created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Habkimbudhivtadsad, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Habkimbudhivtadsad, he will turn you into a tree.
Habkimbudhivtadsad's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Habkimbudhivtadsad's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Never sprint near sharks.
3. Never wear magenta shorts.
4. Never feed lots of oranges to whales while wearing red trousers.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.