Mingessog is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, overgenerous naga.

Mingessog created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Mingessog, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mingessog, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Mingessog's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Mingessog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Do not hurt rats.

3. Never run in the presence of snails.

4. Always treat eagles with great respect.

5. Never jump near sheep.