Fascibrillbosspomkab Vonkdumcad is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, merciless finch.

Fascibrillbosspomkab Vonkdumcad created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fascibrillbosspomkab Vonkdumcad, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fascibrillbosspomkab Vonkdumcad, it will turn you into a mouse.

Fascibrillbosspomkab Vonkdumcad's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Fascibrillbosspomkab Vonkdumcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Run away if three shrews approach from the east.

3. Always treat ants with great respect.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not kill birds.