Madwittal is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, egotistical
hummingbird.
Madwittal created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Madwittal, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Madwittal, he will remove you from existence.
Madwittal's most sacred site is Burras in England.
Madwittal's Holy Commandments1. Do not chant in public.
2. Never laugh in holy places.
3. Never wear gray trousers.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Never think about quantum mechanics near nematodes while wearing brown hats and balancing four titanium spheres on your feet.