Madwittal is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, egotistical hummingbird.

Madwittal created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.

If you believe in Madwittal, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Madwittal, he will remove you from existence.

Madwittal's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Madwittal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Never wear gray trousers.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near nematodes while wearing brown hats and balancing four titanium spheres on your feet.