Cimbellpitmigripmipgepdib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful newt.

Cimbellpitmigripmipgepdib created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimbellpitmigripmipgepdib, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cimbellpitmigripmipgepdib, he will turn you into a rat.

Cimbellpitmigripmipgepdib's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Cimbellpitmigripmipgepdib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

2. Rats are not to be trusted.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

4. Do not name children after snails.

5. Never gather six bats in one place.