Vidjadsom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, able swallow.

Vidjadsom created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidjadsom, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vidjadsom, he will throw large rocks at you.

Vidjadsom's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Vidjadsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Worship no other gods but Vidjadsom.