Sinnabgess is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, moody cow.

Sinnabgess created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinnabgess, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sinnabgess, he will curse you with boils.

Sinnabgess' most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Sinnabgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never feed lots of onions to goats while wearing turquoise skirts.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Run away if six capybaras approach from the north.