Funpasfut is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, competent cobra.

Funpasfut created tapeworms four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funpasfut, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Funpasfut, it will destroy your home planet.

Funpasfut's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Funpasfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about enzymes.

2. Never talk about gulls.

3. Never discuss chlorophyll in public assemblies.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

5. Do not skip in public.