Hunwitmil is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sage snake.

Hunwitmil created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunwitmil, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hunwitmil, it will think nothing of it.

Hunwitmil's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Hunwitmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never jump near dogs.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. Never chant in holy places.
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