Xengudlun is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, irritating badger.

Xengudlun created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Xengudlun, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xengudlun, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Xengudlun's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Xengudlun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Xengudlun in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not eat figs.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink alcohol.