Dosshan is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, egotistical jackal.

Dosshan created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dosshan, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dosshan, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dosshan's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Dosshan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never wear purple trousers.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Put Dosshan first in all things.