Sog is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omnipotent dingo.

Sog created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sog, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sog, he will turn you into a duck.

Sog's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Sog's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain ear rings during rituals.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not gather at wells at midnight.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sog.