Fobstantengat is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, prudent hydra.

Fobstantengat created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Fobstantengat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fobstantengat, he will jump up and down on your head.

Fobstantengat's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Fobstantengat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill whales.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not contemplate fluid mechanics during the night.

4. Always remove boots before touching tin.

5. Do not place lemons upon stone.