Dobgovkop is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, stupid
frog.
Dobgovkop created viruses seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Dobgovkop, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Dobgovkop, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Dobgovkop's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.
Dobgovkop's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Do not eat oranges.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Feed all hungry rats.
5. Never eat onions.