Honvedgon is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, astonishing
warg.
Honvedgon created an atom five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Honvedgon, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Honvedgon, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Honvedgon's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.
Honvedgon's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Always help otters.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Learn six new languages a year.
5. Never think about electromagnetism near seals while wearing blue coats and balancing eight platinum spheres on your head.