Sanbenmab is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, ill-tempered swallow.

Sanbenmab created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanbenmab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sanbenmab, she will try to impress you with trees.

Sanbenmab's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Sanbenmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Hide from mauve sharks for they are unholy.

4. Do not eat wheat.

5. Never feed lots of pineapples to porpoises while wearing white kilts.