Satdabyok is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, astonishing monkey.

Satdabyok created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Satdabyok, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Satdabyok, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Satdabyok's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Satdabyok's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Satdabyok.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not keep nine doves in a large pit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Pray towards the north.