Fligsterfab is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, dishonest elephant.

Fligsterfab created dark energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fligsterfab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fligsterfab, it will not care at all.

Fligsterfab's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fligsterfab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Never bounce in the presence of mice.

3. You must never eat peas.

4. Do not eat turnips.

5. Do not chop down trees.