Fligsterfab is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, dishonest
elephant.
Fligsterfab created dark energy six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fligsterfab, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Fligsterfab, it will not care at all.
Fligsterfab's most sacred site is Camon in France.
Fligsterfab's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
2. Never bounce in the presence of mice.
3. You must never eat peas.
4. Do not eat turnips.
5. Do not chop down trees.