Stiphubjarn is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, loving
gerbil.
Stiphubjarn created bats nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Stiphubjarn, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Stiphubjarn, it will not invite you to parties.
Stiphubjarn's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Stiphubjarn's Holy Commandments1. Never go into mauve rooms.
2. Never write about galaxies.
3. Do not trade with those who eat figs.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Do not dye your hair purple.