Vanhinsas Natnadkim is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, happy toad.

Vanhinsas Natnadkim created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vanhinsas Natnadkim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vanhinsas Natnadkim, it will turn you into a duck.

Vanhinsas Natnadkim's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Vanhinsas Natnadkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never run in the presence of manatees.

5. Never eat lentils.