Lentafsas is a god.

She takes the form of a large, fussy turtle.

Lentafsas created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lentafsas, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lentafsas, she will turn you into a rat.

Lentafsas' most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Lentafsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red tights.

2. Retreat if eight grasshopers approach from the south.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lentafsas.