Wodflapnak is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, contented rat.

Wodflapnak created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wodflapnak, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wodflapnak, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Wodflapnak's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Wodflapnak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

2. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

4. Always act with purity when addressing children.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.