Loopdavtombunhakwondob is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciful snail.

Loopdavtombunhakwondob created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Loopdavtombunhakwondob, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Loopdavtombunhakwondob, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Loopdavtombunhakwondob's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Loopdavtombunhakwondob's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not covet oxen.
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