Podgedquimhun is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, kind unicorn.

Podgedquimhun created carbon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podgedquimhun, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Podgedquimhun, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Podgedquimhun's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Podgedquimhun's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five snakes approach from the east.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Erect six carbon sculptures of Podgedquimhun on top of important buildings.

4. Podgedquimhun loves voles, so they must be respected.

5. Never feed corn to mites while wearing orange shirts.