Cimhiglim is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, overgenerous jaguar.

Cimhiglim created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimhiglim, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cimhiglim, it will turn you into a worm.

Cimhiglim's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Cimhiglim's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo capybaras, for they are unholy.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Cimhiglim loves snails, so they must be honoured.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not make images of living things.