Damnilsand is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, selfish hummingbird.

Damnilsand created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Damnilsand, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Damnilsand, she will remove you from existence.

Damnilsand's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Damnilsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.