Hothot is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, able
hare.
Hothot created everything that exists five million years ago.
If you believe in
Hothot, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Hothot, it will make you grow a tail.
Hothot's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.
Hothot's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.
2. Never go into black rooms.
3. Never feed lots of grapes to swans while wearing mauve ear rings.
4. Do not kill turtles.
5. Do not speak about peas.