Japgomlan is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unthoughtful snake.

Japgomlan created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Japgomlan, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Japgomlan, he will be mildly annoyed.

Japgomlan's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Japgomlan's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Japgomlan loves whales, so they must be respected.

3. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Japgomlan on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.