Cepkimrutpandimsin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, impressive sheep.

Cepkimrutpandimsin created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepkimrutpandimsin, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cepkimrutpandimsin, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cepkimrutpandimsin's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Cepkimrutpandimsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always treat ducks with great respect.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near dogs while wearing turquoise trousers.

5. Do not drink alcohol.