Pitlaghub is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, annoying toad.

Pitlaghub created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitlaghub, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pitlaghub, he will try to impress you with trees.

Pitlaghub's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Pitlaghub's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Pitlaghub nine times a day.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.