Migbidsid is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, staggering
mouse.
Migbidsid created a down quark five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Migbidsid, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Migbidsid, he will denounce you as a heretic.
Migbidsid's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Migbidsid's Holy Commandments1. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.
2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Migbidsid in the centre of the settlement.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Never pour water over plants.