Migbidsid is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, staggering mouse.

Migbidsid created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Migbidsid, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Migbidsid, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Migbidsid's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Migbidsid's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Migbidsid in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never pour water over plants.