Yatthogtettibegqueeghapkip is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, able badger.

Yatthogtettibegqueeghapkip created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatthogtettibegqueeghapkip, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yatthogtettibegqueeghapkip, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Yatthogtettibegqueeghapkip's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Yatthogtettibegqueeghapkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your neck with yellow markings.

2. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

5. Retreat if three birds approach from the south.