Gamflamfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, impressive unicorn.

Gamflamfarn created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Gamflamfarn, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gamflamfarn, he will turn you into a snail.

Gamflamfarn's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Gamflamfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gamflamfarn.

3. Never write about spacetime.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
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