Pommanceb is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, benevolent human.

Pommanceb created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pommanceb, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pommanceb, it will turn you into a hamster.

Pommanceb's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Pommanceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never feed bananas to eagles while wearing trousers.

4. You must never eat gooseberries.

5. Erect four silicon sculptures of Pommanceb on top of important buildings.
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