Garvonban is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, unfair raccoon.

Garvonban created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garvonban, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Garvonban, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Garvonban's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Garvonban's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt swans.

2. Never pray while filled with pride.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not study the inheritance of acquired characteristics on holy days.

5. Never carve symbols of black holes into wood.