Panggetgar is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, caring swallow.

Panggetgar created the universe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Panggetgar, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Panggetgar, she will turn you into a hamster.

Panggetgar's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Panggetgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Feed all hungry ants.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near goats while wearing white corsets and balancing five copper spheres on your face.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Panggetgar.