Fenzandum is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, boastful donkey.

Fenzandum created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenzandum, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fenzandum, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fenzandum's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Fenzandum's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fenzandum's priests.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always store beans above ground.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Always wear plain skirts during rituals.