Cebneggov is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, idiotic raven.

Cebneggov created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebneggov, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cebneggov, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cebneggov's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Cebneggov's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near capybaras while wearing yellow ear rings.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never eat oranges.