Metdinbut is a god.

It takes the form of a small, impressive sheep.

Metdinbut created vertebrates four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Metdinbut, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Metdinbut, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Metdinbut's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Metdinbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.
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