Cinfutcem is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, capable fox.

Cinfutcem created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinfutcem, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cinfutcem, he will destroy your home solar system.

Cinfutcem's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Cinfutcem's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Cinfutcem in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always help nematodes in need.

5. Do not contemplate special relativity during the night.