Buttiklenjiphanjan Fethubhen is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, witty wasp.

Buttiklenjiphanjan Fethubhen created time and space four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buttiklenjiphanjan Fethubhen, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Buttiklenjiphanjan Fethubhen, it will cry a lot.

Buttiklenjiphanjan Fethubhen's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Buttiklenjiphanjan Fethubhen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt cats.

2. Do not eat carrots.

3. Buttiklenjiphanjan Fethubhen loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

4. Never mention grasshopers.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.