Xenpigtof is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, uncaring zebra.

Xenpigtof created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Xenpigtof, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Xenpigtof, it will strike you with lightening.

Xenpigtof's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Xenpigtof's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises in need.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Xenpigtof in the centre of the settlement.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.