Lankonhin is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, charitable meerkat.

Lankonhin created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Lankonhin, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lankonhin, he will turn you into a sheep.

Lankonhin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Lankonhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Feed all hungry monkeys.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

5. Always obey Lankonhin's priests.