Bidrullyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a small, happy badger.

Bidrullyarp created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidrullyarp, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bidrullyarp, she will send minions to preach to you.

Bidrullyarp's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Bidrullyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Run away if four tapirs approach from the north.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Retreat if three voles approach from the west.

5. Do not cook food in pots.