Davpagraw Pinmobciss Timtarggen is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, caring fish.

Davpagraw Pinmobciss Timtarggen created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davpagraw Pinmobciss Timtarggen, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Davpagraw Pinmobciss Timtarggen, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Davpagraw Pinmobciss Timtarggen's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Davpagraw Pinmobciss Timtarggen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

5. Never eat lentils.
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