Gamzimyog Bitragcitbiddantinjabzag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unselfish mouse.

Gamzimyog Bitragcitbiddantinjabzag created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamzimyog Bitragcitbiddantinjabzag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gamzimyog Bitragcitbiddantinjabzag, it will destroy your home solar system.

Gamzimyog Bitragcitbiddantinjabzag's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gamzimyog Bitragcitbiddantinjabzag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

2. Never paint your arms blue.

3. Worship no other gods but Gamzimyog Bitragcitbiddantinjabzag.

4. Gamzimyog Bitragcitbiddantinjabzag loves snakes, so they must be respected.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.