Misnarlkad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, slow faun.

Misnarlkad created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Misnarlkad, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Misnarlkad, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Misnarlkad's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Misnarlkad's Holy Commandments

1. Remain prostrate during prayer.

2. Heed all signs.

3. Do not eat onions.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.